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The Baker's Wife ([personal profile] andhiswife) wrote in [community profile] applesauceooc2015-01-03 05:05 pm
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In which Carrie has no self-control.

Hello, all. I saw 'Into the Woods' last weekend and had approximately a billion feelings, and now I'm bringing in the Baker's Wife because I want to and I can, so there. MORE BAKERS.

For those unfamiliar with the show, all you really need to know is that she's fallen right out of a hot mess of a fairy tale mashup that includes Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and his beanstalk, Cinderella, Rapunzel, a Witch, a few curses, and a zombie cow. And now she's going to be unceremoniously dropped into Manhattan, oh dear. Think 'Enchanted,' but with 500% less Patrick Dempsey and 2000% more 'oh god what is happening to my life' on the transplant's part.

She's going to be experiencing some pretty terrible culture shock for quite a while, but once she starts to calm down a little, she's going to mother anyone who holds still long enough and get into all sorts of shenanigans and accidentally reveal her true form: the biggest, most adorable dork in the world. THE MOTHERDORK, if you will.

Her permissions post is here, and is free of spoilers. Her app is here, and is spoiler-free until you get to the History section, at which point there are MAJOR SPOILERS everywhere from there on down. So if you wanted to avoid those, you've been warned.

I'M EXCITED.
etherthief: (sassmaster | flirt machine)

[personal profile] etherthief 2015-01-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you know Iman is always thrilled to have more pretty ladies around
etherthief: (bemused | flirtatious | low level sass)

[personal profile] etherthief 2015-01-03 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
interndana: (sweetiepie)

[personal profile] interndana 2015-01-04 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
does this mean we can finally get decent muffins at the office meetings? :D
omnomnom_feels: (calculating | mood lighting)

[personal profile] omnomnom_feels 2015-01-04 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Form 98234-C, please.
omnomnom_feels: (happy | dweeb)

[personal profile] omnomnom_feels 2015-01-04 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
It is very tidy, is it not? Sometimes the mortals future people do things right, it's amazing.
interndana: (lock it up)

[personal profile] interndana 2015-01-04 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
oh gosh honey okay we're gonna get you some shoes with arch support and make sure you're on the dental plan and then we're going to the ~farmers' market~!!
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[personal profile] starlightcalliope 2015-01-04 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
DID SOMEONE SAY STORIES FAIRY TALES
starlightcalliope: (troll: historian)

[personal profile] starlightcalliope 2015-01-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
ANYTHING CAN BE FICTION IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH DARLING
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[personal profile] starlightcalliope 2015-01-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT'S A MATERNAL AFFECTION? IS IT A HUMAN INVENTION??
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[personal profile] peacefulexplorer 2015-01-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
CULTURE SHOCK IS IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION HOW MANY EXCITING MODERN CONCEPTS WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU ABOUT IN LONG-WINDED THIRTY-MINUTE GESTURE-SATURATED EXPLANATIONS
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[personal profile] whofrownedthisface 2015-01-04 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] etherthief 2015-01-04 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
oh don't worry sweetie he's mostly harmless
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[personal profile] has_a_horn 2015-01-04 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
heyyyyyyy

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