["Guess Who's Back" by Eminem playing in the distance]

[literatimariano]

Hey guys, it's Kristine. I just couldn't keep away. Did you miss me?

My work programme thing has led to a wonderful long-term internship as a TA in arts & crafts (for ages 13-16). However, I'm only working 50%, and stuff's settled into a nice routine, allowing for more spare time commitments, aaand I've been missing this place. SO HERE I AM. With this little shit. More trashchildren yay!

This is Jess Mariano from Gilmore Girls, which I've been rewatching way too much lately (including right now). He's a very bitter, troubled 19 year old, who smokes and wears leather jackets and has suffered a lot of parental neglect. He's also a huge book nerd, a smartarse, and secretly a sweetheart.

Also I gave him video game powers, cause hilarity. Especially since he's my first character her from a vanilla world, not used to all the sci-fi nonsense. I don't have specific plans for him, besides, you know, putting him through hell, cause that's how I roll.

Anyway, I think everyone has my AIM and stuff (I also have a twitter now), so feel free to poke me whenever. :D

Lastly, have some sass:

"The Best of Jess Mariano [S2-S6]" (Watch on YouTube)

Comments

[spiritofwinter]

Who is this

who let you in here

[literatimariano]

This is what happens when you don't change the mod account password. @___@

[spiritofwinter]

We run a tight ship here, clearly.

[andhiswife]

I thought you were gonna do the thing.

[literatimariano]

I leave, and everything falls apart!

[andhiswife]

It's been complete anarchy.

[literatimariano]

Looting, pillaging, murder, and jaywalking?

[andhiswife]

Especially jaywalking.

[spiritofwinter]

Oh gosh you think I remember to do things

presh

[andhiswife]

Hey speaking of remembering: dream party.

[spiritofwinter]

whoops

[erratic_hematic]

Can we form a literary asshole club

[literatimariano]

I'm mildly surprised you don't already have one, tbh.

[erratic_hematic]

lol can we have a thread where jess keeps coming into the bookshop and he's next to impossible to throw out and everyone is an asshole

[literatimariano]

Hahahaa, let's do it. Just, keep finding him sitting behind some shelf reading a book? And then when they try to hint hey maybe you should buy something or leave, and he just keeps bantering annoyingly rather than leaving until he gets bored.

[erratic_hematic]

ha i meant at Aziraphale's bookshop, where Spike works. so the goal would be more 'convince jess NOT to buy a book and get him to leave'. but im all up for the annoying banter. spike can do annoying banter

[literatimariano]

HA, yes, of course. I knew it was that bookshop, but I forgot they were like 'don't buy our books, we're collecting'. XD