Little King Trashmouth! He's gay.

[boneshaker]

HI GUYS ellis here

I have brought you a new OC and this is very exciting for me. I hope you're excited. I'm excited.

He has some very oddball powers that I had fun working out, which you can read about in his app. In two words: trash magic. In three words: literal trash magic.

He is friendly and fun. He is also fast. He knows parkour and he likes to fight but he's not very good at it, so being fast is kind of important. He is not to be confused with Target company motto "fast, fun, and friendly".

Really I think I said it best on the app so I'm just gonna quote myself here:

What interests you about the game, and your character's place in it?
Look. What does this game need okay. It needs more garbage children. I know that it is almost 90% garbage children. Greta, The Balladeer, Steven Universe, and garbage children.¹ But we need more. My garbage needs will not be sated. I tried playing well-adjusted people. Like eight times. I can't do it. I need garbage children. Including this literal garbage child. New York has so much garbage the garbage collectors are always going on strike. This is a match made in heaven. He is Little King Trashmouth. Let him reign.





¹ Also Daine and Kirk. Sorry I forgot them. Also on reconsideration I feel like The Balladeer is at least 50% garbage child but he's just so well-adjusted.

Comments

[rae_of_sun]

YES GOOD WELCOME LITTLE TRASHMAGE.

In case you're wondering what Sunshine's face will do when she finds out his affinity, it will be exactly this:

[boneshaker]

LOL

trying to explain himself like

[rae_of_sun]

I mean she's trying really hard not to wonder what a garbage affinity says about a person but she's still gonna be like

[boneshaker]

eh he can take a little judgment, he probably deserves it

anyway he's unflappable

[rae_of_sun]

I mean as long as he likes her baking, they're golden



and p.s. if ANYONE TRIES TO MESS WITH A FELLOW MAGIC-HANDLER she is gonna be like

[erratic_hematic]

[singthesong]

[boneshaker]

I don't know why but this just made me laugh so hard

does that make me a bad person

[singthesong]

[boneshaker]

omfg

[literatimariano]

I love this shot/scene so much, DO YOU HAVE THE VIDEO THIS IS FROM? Because I watched it years ago and I swear, I've tried multiple times to hunt it down again and I can't find it and it's frustrating because I really want Neil singing chipperly while covered in blood.

[singthesong]

TO BE HONEST I just found it on Google images and I have no idea what it's from at all, sorry xD What was it?

[literatimariano]

Yeeeees, more beautiful garbage children. Can never have enough. And with a beautiful face, although the only thing I've seen him in is Until Dawn so I don't have very positive associations with him. XD

I'm gonna look at the app when I'm more conscious, but just giving a blanket approval for more trash children.

(I'm still wavering on what trash child I want to bring in next. Seth is definitely coming back at some point, I'm just not sure if he'll be next. Also there's no age limit on being a garbage child, right?)

[boneshaker]

heck no! I plan on being a garbage child into my old age.

let's get some positive associations on this child, he's such a sweet little baby. shouldn't be too hard.