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applesauceooc2014-07-22 10:31 pm
bibliophale) wrote in applesauceooc2014-07-22 10:31 pm
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The Day Informational Posts Took Over The World
Aaaaas was previously indicated, I am here to tell you about another new location - Aziraphale's bookshop, which he made out of the remains of the Radio Shack that used to sit next to Sunshine's bake shop. It's going to be a pretty good imitation of his original book shop from Good Omens, which is described thus:
"Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it."
If you're good at driving customers away, you are WELCOME. You should also be prepared for the extreme possibility that he and Crowley will be lingering in the back getting heinously drunk and/or getting busy. There has been talk of Sunshine and Spike using it for a similar purpose - an easy makeout access point, since Aziraphale fully plans to add a hidden door right into the bake shop behind a bookshelf. Makeouts and other interactions that are likely to make the average passerby uncomfortable are going to be laterally encouraged.
I may make an open post at some point for any curious wanderers to come in and be appropriately disappointed.
"Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it."
If you're good at driving customers away, you are WELCOME. You should also be prepared for the extreme possibility that he and Crowley will be lingering in the back getting heinously drunk and/or getting busy. There has been talk of Sunshine and Spike using it for a similar purpose - an easy makeout access point, since Aziraphale fully plans to add a hidden door right into the bake shop behind a bookshelf. Makeouts and other interactions that are likely to make the average passerby uncomfortable are going to be laterally encouraged.
I may make an open post at some point for any curious wanderers to come in and be appropriately disappointed.
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Pffft as if she'd make out with Spike what are you even driving at THEY ARE NOT A COUPLE OKAYno subject
hows that hickey healing up?no subject
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You may need to specify. Also YOU SHUT UP.no subject
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I can't imagine why he would want to be anywhere near the bake shop.
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and is good company and looks really good nakedno subject
STRIKETHROUGH IS STILL PUBLIC, SPIKE, GOSH