applesauceooc | THE IANTO TRUCK'S BACK AND IT'S BETTER THAN EVER for christmassss this year the ianto truck's here

Remember when I was a thing? Me neither! But I had a prophetic dream and now I am back, I guess. I just have a little housekeeping that I need to... housekeep. So long ago that I can't even remember how long ago it was, Ianto did a thing and then texted Topher for backup, and though we never played it out I vaguely recall Krissy and I agreeing that somehow Ianto got to some hospital somewhere. He then fell into a coma and was essentially stuck in the dreaming. That all was sort of a thing that kind of got established in some threads in the dreaming.

There was a lot more to this plan that never got played out. There was gonna be this whole thing with Zagreus and his powers and this frankendoodle sort of deal and then this hilarious thing with Cecil that I started and never went anywhere with. I kind of started a thread about it, obliquely referenced the whole situation in a few dreaming threads, and then dropped every ball forever, which leaves me in a weird spot trying to pick up those balls again, or something, metaphors.

That was the old 'what's happened'. Here's the new 'what's happened': Ianto went to the hospital and fell into a coma and got stuck in the dreaming. THERE WAS NEVER ANY FRANKENDOODLE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. It has been retconned into nonexistence. I don't even know what this post is about because none of this is even a thing. A lot of you won't even know what this post is about because this whole plot was never really cemented within the game and knowledge of it mostly spread to like three people via IM.

So that's where Ianto is at now. Well, sort of. He's going to be up and about soon, which is what heralded this whole 'what the fuck do I do with all these balls' thing. The dreaming post I put up is his last hurrah in the dreaming before he really comes back to the game proper. I just wanted to let everyone know about the balls. I guess if Ianto mentioned this situation to your character (I think he mentioned it to Johnny and I know Laura I know) then we can talk about how to selectively retcon between us if you need/want to.

also hi guys.

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You could tag it 'shenanigans.'

Also, HI.

Compromise, shenaniballs. I don't know why Ianto didn't ever do finger guns so I could have an icon of that for this comment.

I am now aware of Ianto's balls. Thank you.

I purposefully left out some other joke so I could use it elsewhere and now I don't remember what it was. Something something... Ianto likes balls. That's all I've got. He can handle lots of balls? Maybe that was it.

OH HEY

Johnny's memory is superbly selective as needed so he can remember meeting Ianto but not hearing about Nega Ianto because obviously he wouldn't have heard anything about that since that was never a thing. No big. I think mostly he'll remember setting fire to his mindroom.

Cool. Good. That part of the conversation, if it ever happened, which it didn't, had no real bearing on the thread, so that's convenient.

Iantooooooeeee

The TARDIS has definitely never taken care of any gross Zagreus dream zombies, so that is very convenient.

I'm guessing she knew he was in the hospital and that his mind was stuck in the dreaming, she would have visited him there sometimes, but didn't know how to fix it so just kinda... left him there. scooted him awkwardly under the bed or something.

Ooh, yeah, that works. I was gonna suggest some lame handwavey rift thing for why she didn't know he was there, but I like her knowing he's there and just not knowing how to help.

Oh, and I was gonna have him probably text her soon when he steals a phone off a nurse or something.

Edited 2014-11-30 19:33 (UTC)

Excellent, she could show up at the diner and hang out like it's just something that they do periodically. If that sounds like it makes sense to you.

Hahah oh yes. Not sure if she would send Twelve to investigate or go herself, hmm.