How many times has /THIS/ happened to you???

[interndana]

Can't find the right housewarming present for your sort of definitely just friends these feelings are trash dreambuddy?

Feeling bad about trying to eat your girlfriend and then she killed you?

On the verge of a breakup because idk, mind-whammy/zagreus/heartfelt confessions gone horribly awry?

Need to apologize for causing world war three over phone theft?

Need to apologize for showing up at somebody's apartment at five in the morning and watching them sleep/talking about science?

Did you accidentally hit on the TARDIS?

SAY IT WITH FLOWERS

If you've got a relationship that might be patched with tasteful floral arrangement, let me assure you that Dana ships it.

I mean she works at a florist she literally can ship it she will have flowers delivered to the address of your choice

let me know if you want to thread something

that is all

Comments

[peacefulexplorer]

what about boyfriends who are in denial about being boyfriends do you do those

[etherthief]

that's the first line, dummy

[peacefulexplorer]

excuse u "trash dreambuddy" does not accurately describe our relationship

there is no relationship

we have a very close bond

[interndana]

that is literally what relationship means you are a linguist you should know these things

[peacefulexplorer]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I

[peacefulexplorer]

I JUST MEAN

[peacefulexplorer]

.............never mind

[etherthief]

[antitimelord]

what about bees?

flashing gif warn

[interndana]

[antitimelord]

They're kind of like flowers. They LIKE flowers anyway.

[interndana]

do you just want to see someone go into anaphylactic shock because there will be no X-Files moments on my watch mister

[antitimelord]

i mean it would be a bonus but i take what i can get. what about pitcher plants?

[interndana]

what about those plants that look like a butt

[theoldgirl]

ooh sick burn

[antitimelord]

and that's how you /dont/ get plants.

[theoldgirl]

what do I need plants for. actually, what do you need plants for.

[antitimelord]

if someone is offering to deliver plants at my command then i will think of a way to need plants. that's just practical.

[theoldgirl]

that is backasswards, as usual.

[rae_of_sun]

[interndana]

like a million billion sunflowers

[interndana]

an entire tree

[rae_of_sun]

BONSAI LANDSCAPE

[interndana]

decorated with tiny oven mittes

[interndana]

it could happen

[rae_of_sun]

It would require a certain vampire lite actually placing that order, though, can you imagine

[amourtician]

I think Jay might have a use for Dana's services at some point soon ...

[theoldgirl]

Any relationship with the TARDIS may not be patched with tasteful flower arrangements but I'd like to see the Doctor try.

[lottawork]

what about tasteful science jokes?

[theoldgirl]

those might at least be worth a try.

[lottawork]