1+ fantasy trash king

[royaldick]

HEY NERDS, guess what happened. Kristine succumbed to temptation, that's what happened.

Please welcome King Richard (technically not currently a king) from Galavant, which is a fairytale comedy musical. He is both an adorable heroic doof, and also completely terrible at everything, bless his heart. He's super friendly, like a puppy (also easily kicked), so he'll gladly make friends with everyone.

Here's a nice song to introduce you to him:

""Will My Day Ever Come?" - Galavant" (Watch on YouTube)

He also has several musical numbers that tell you a lot about who he is.

Besides that, check out his page for info and stuff like that. He's from a magical 1257 so obviously he will have to do a lot of learning how to live in the modern world, but at least there are some other fairytale characters around.

I'M EXCITED

Ok now I'm gonna post his arrival and run off to work

Comments

[james_t]

Exciting! Gabriel could definitely use a ridiculous buddy right now. I'd love to see them meet up.

And also the nightmare that'd be him and Spike meeting. Maybe he could teach him how to use a weapon or two. I'm suuuuure that'd go well.

[royaldick]

Yay good! :D I'm pondering how Richard would feel about an archangel. Like I think Christianity is sort of the default accepted thing, at least for him, but at the same time there's magic and dragons, so meeting an Gabe might not be quite as crazy as others would imagine it?

But yes I think they would be really cute together so I'm definitely up for that. :D

And yeah gosh, Spike. XD I.. don't even know how that would go? But I mean he HAS a legendary sword of heroes, so he should learn how to use it!

[james_t]

tbh i think Spike might try to steal the legendary sword before he taught him how to use it

[royaldick]

I'm now imagining him doing that... and then it getting stuck to something (probably something really inconvenient) because it can stab through practically anything, and Richard is the only one who can pull it free.

Like just imagine Spike practising with it or something in the bookshop and he ends up accidentally throwing it and it gets stuck in the wall and no one can remove it, so Richard has to come get it back.

[erratic_hematic]

ahaha i love it yes 'pls come get the sword out of Aziraphale's couch b4 he notices that i got carried away and stabbed it'

or if we want to take this to the most extreme option... 'ive been stabbed with this thing and now it wont come out pls come get your stupid magic sword'

[royaldick]

Hahaha. Both of those options are kind of amazing. Though I lean towards the more extreme just cause.. I'm terrible?

Also if he is unaware that Spike is a vampire, he would be REALLY confused about how the fuck he's even still alive. Like wtf, you've been IMPALED (with the sword you STOLE) and you're... not dead?

Yeah I think we have to do that now.

[royaldick]

Hey though, do you think Gabriel could swing him this as an apartment?

[james_t]

It'd probably be possible, but Gabriel's not likely to do it because it'd take actual work to accomplish. Also, he's not really a 'give a King all the kingly accouterments' kinda guy.

He's more a 'shove the king in the same tiny apartment everybody else has and then laugh' kinda guy.

[royaldick]

Good thing Richard's gotten used to having practically no belongings now. XD A tiny apartment would be an upgrade! He's already had to face that reality. But he's still going to gaze fondly and sadly on Belvedere Castle.

[james_t]

ps- speight and omundson are buds, so there are a lot of pictures like this hanging around...

[royaldick]

I know, and it's WONDERFUL. I appreciate it greatly. ♥

Just the other day I was watching con video of Speight talking about Omundson, doing impressions and talking about his beard. XD

I HAVE also watched Omundson's SPN eps, so I am familiar with Cain. And how very very very different he is from Richard even though they look the same. XD (But presumably Gabe would immediately sense that Richard is not Cain.)

Also I rly like these:

[andhiswife]

I, for one, applaud your lack of self-control. ;)

But yes, you already know how excited I am for him to meet all my fairy tale medieval magic ladies. Plus, Sunshine needs to feed him. Plus, with his sword and Steven's shield, they could do anything!

[royaldick]

Sometimes you need to just go with it while you have the passion for it, really! I mean at least it's been a couple weeks, so I've had time to pick him apart and do copious rewatches, and I've tested him out, so, hey.

I do and I'm excited too! And can Sunshine bake gluten-free stuff? Cause there's comments in s1 that he feels good cause he's laying off the wheat, and dairy makes him gassy, and he doesn't like fat on his meat, and... He's a very finicky eater. XD (Except he totally eats baked good other times but whatevs.) Although now he's been kinda starving from travelling (and he's from right before they have to resort to eating a family a hobbits), so he's probably a bit less picky than before. x)

...Is it sad that Steven is probably a better fighter than Richard is?