1+ fantasy trash king

[royaldick]

HEY NERDS, guess what happened. Kristine succumbed to temptation, that's what happened.

Please welcome King Richard (technically not currently a king) from Galavant, which is a fairytale comedy musical. He is both an adorable heroic doof, and also completely terrible at everything, bless his heart. He's super friendly, like a puppy (also easily kicked), so he'll gladly make friends with everyone.

Here's a nice song to introduce you to him:

""Will My Day Ever Come?" - Galavant" (Watch on YouTube)

He also has several musical numbers that tell you a lot about who he is.

Besides that, check out his page for info and stuff like that. He's from a magical 1257 so obviously he will have to do a lot of learning how to live in the modern world, but at least there are some other fairytale characters around.

I'M EXCITED

Ok now I'm gonna post his arrival and run off to work

Comments

[james_t]

tbh i think Spike might try to steal the legendary sword before he taught him how to use it

[royaldick]

I'm now imagining him doing that... and then it getting stuck to something (probably something really inconvenient) because it can stab through practically anything, and Richard is the only one who can pull it free.

Like just imagine Spike practising with it or something in the bookshop and he ends up accidentally throwing it and it gets stuck in the wall and no one can remove it, so Richard has to come get it back.

[erratic_hematic]

ahaha i love it yes 'pls come get the sword out of Aziraphale's couch b4 he notices that i got carried away and stabbed it'

or if we want to take this to the most extreme option... 'ive been stabbed with this thing and now it wont come out pls come get your stupid magic sword'

[royaldick]

Hahaha. Both of those options are kind of amazing. Though I lean towards the more extreme just cause.. I'm terrible?

Also if he is unaware that Spike is a vampire, he would be REALLY confused about how the fuck he's even still alive. Like wtf, you've been IMPALED (with the sword you STOLE) and you're... not dead?

Yeah I think we have to do that now.